SAFETY

Now that spring is into action a brief refresher course in bike safety might be in order. Judging from how some of you ride out there it's probably long overdue.



Just be glad you have the internet and not vindictive parents like rebop and company actually sending you away to camp to learn this stuff thereby taking valuable summer vacation time away from trying to spy on your weird elderly neighbors so said parents can sip daiquiri's in YOUR backyard pool without you around asking about lunch and crap. The counselor however is a rappin' teleporting magician who's both man enough and fashion forward enough to wear pink back in 19. . . whatever and who still manages not come off as a total creep. Plus he obviously loves his work so something is to be said of that.










or maybe you'd rather learn about safety from weirdo kids wearing monkey masks who all die painfully one by one on the way to the picnic because of varying personality flaws.




Another great way to learn is with Eagle Youth propaganda to guilt you into basic maintaince, using hand signals, and practicing common sense. With all the post-war enthusiasm about the 'New America' and the stiffed neck patriotism to match.





Poor Dusty, after a long day of fighting paramilitary terrorists he's got to deal with some punk kid's who thought they were bad-asses by taking their reflectors off.



and don't forget what sonic sez. . . if grounder had tightened those petals he would have gotten that smug sonic bastard once and for all.



He also sez some things about smoking, booze, and sexual harassment if you need to brush up on those as well.